Last Grand Lake Golf Report

Well folks, it’s been a nice ride but with this week’s Thanksgiving article, I am ending my weekly ritual of beating a deadline. Thus, this is my final golf report. It has been hard to come to the realization that it is time to let go. However, if you need a golf lesson, I still give some lessons. Happy Golfin!, Steve

GOLF TIP OF THE WEEK

Practice is the only way that you can earn the right to complain about your game.

LOCAL GOLF VENUES

-Cherokee Grove Golf Course (Grove) @ 918-786-4100 

-Grand Cherokee Golf Course (Langley) @ 918-435-8727.

-Patricia Island Golf Club (Grove) @ 918-786-3338

-Shangri-La Golf Club (Monkey Island) @ 918-257-4204

-Eagle Creek Golf Club (Joplin) @ 417-623-5050

-Elk River C.C. (Noel) @ 417-475-3208

GOLF JOKE of THE WEEK

When they reached the 18th hole, she said that if she sank her 18-footer, she'd break 80 for the first time. "Guys, I'm so excited about breaking 80 that I have to tell you something. I had a great time playing with you. I can tell you all really love golf. I want you to know that I'm single and want to marry a man who loves golf as much as I do. If one of you guys can read this putt correctly and I make it, I'll marry whichever of you was right!"
All three jumped at the opportunity. The first one looked over the putt and said, "I see it breaking 10 inches left to right." The second looked it over from all sides and said, "No, I see it breaking eight inches right to left."
The third man looked at the woman, looked at the ball, and said, "Pick it up. It's good!"

HAPPY GOLFIN ! 

Steve