September 3 Grand Lake Golf Report
Keep your eye on the ball.
Wheeling away in disgust as your ball veers away left or right may be an automatic reaction, but try to resist it, for if you can’t then pick up the ball’s flight as you suddenly remember you’re going to need to find it, you could be in big trouble.
How keenly you follow your ball’s flight will have a significant bearing on your chances of success.
So always follow the flight as closely as humanly possible for any tell-tale signs whatsoever: Did you see it down? How high did it bounce? Which tree or bush did it land closest too?
If that means running to the end of the tee to give you a better view as the ball disappears round the corner, don’t be embarrassed to do that either.
Cherokee Grove Monday Night League
Cherokee Grove Monday Night League.. Hit the ball at 5:15. All are welcome. You can stop by the Cherokee Grove Clubhouse to sign up
Cherokee Grove Saturday and Sunday Skins. 9 a.m. start time. Cheapest SKINS GAME you will find.
Wednesday Morning League for Senior men at Cherokee Grove. Just stop by the Cherokee Grove club house. This will be a Senior Men’s league for 60 and over playing 9 holes. $20 fee includes cart fee and entry in $5 skins game. (Members play for $10) Tee off each Wednesday promptly at 8 a.m. This League has begun play. Lots of interest and good turn outs. Do not miss out.
Patricia Island Country Club Ladies Golf League
May 9 – Sept. 26 Wednesdays at 3:00 p.m. for 9 or 18 holes. There also will be 9 holes at 5:15 p.m. Please call or text Ileta Bray 918-801-5912 for details
Golf Quote
[Judge Smails is taking an inordinately long time to hit his drive on the first tee, while Al Czervik waits in the next foursome]
Al Czervik:
While we're young. just in case you wondered where that came from Caddyshack
SAVE THE DATE!!
Lest We Forget Golf Tourney for our First Responders will be held on September 30th
GolFun NEO Board of Realtors Charity Golf Tournament September 20.
9:00 a.m. Registration 10:00 a.m Hit the Ball!
Four Person Scramble $75 entry.18 holes of Golf, Cart, Breakfast and Awards Luncheon
Contact pennysternbeck@gmail.com or call Penny at 918-801-8807 C/O Berkshire Hathaway Property Services
Joke for golfers who like horses.
Jack strode into ‘John’s Stable’ looking to buy a horse. “Listen here” said John, “I’ve got just the horse your looking for, the only thing is, he was trained by an interesting fellow. He doesn’t go and stop the usual way. The way to get him to stop is to scream heyhey and the way to get him to go is to scream Thank God. Jim nodded his head, “fine with me, can I take him for a test run?” Jim was having the time of his life this horse sure could run he thought to himself. Jim was speeding down the dirt road when he suddenly saw a cliff up ahead “stop!” screamed Jim, but the horse kept on going. No matter how much he tried he could not remember the words to get it to stop. “yoyo” screamed Jim but the horse just kept on speeding ahead. It was 5 feet from the cliff when Jim suddenly remembered “heyhey!” Jim screamed. The horse skidded to a halt just 1 inch from the cliff. Jim could not believe his good fortune, he looked up to the sky, raise his hands in the air, breathed a deep sigh of relief and said with conviction “Thank God”
Grand Lake Golf Venues
-Cherokee Grove Golf Course (Grove) @ 918-786-4100
-The Coves Golf Club (Duck Creek) @ 918-782-3220
-Grand Cherokee Golf Course (Langley) @ 918-435-8727.
-Patricia Island Golf Club (Grove) @ 918-786-3338
-Peoria Ridge Golf Club (Miami) 918-542-7676
-Shangri-La Golf Club (Monkey Island) @ 918-257-4204
-Eagle Creek Golf Club (Joplin) @ 417-623-5050
-Elk River C.C. (Noel) @ 417-475-3208
Kelly Custom Golf (Grove) @9187877640
Keep it in the Middle
Mike Kelly
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