June 18 Random Observations of The Grand Lake Bum
First and foremost, let’s be uncharacteristically serious for just a moment. Tuesday, June 26 is Primary Election Day in Oklahoma. If you are a registered voter in Delaware, Craig, Mayes, or Cherokee County – PLEASE VOTE “YES” to repeal antiquated county restrictions on the sale of alcoholic beverages for on-premises consumption. As we try to grow our tourism industry – and both our job base and our tax base – it is VITAL that we put the Grand Lake area on an even competitive footing with other tourism destinations. Please be sure to get out and VOTE YES on June 26. “Yes is Best for Business!” Let’s DO this!
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If you were waiting for the official arrival of Summer to get your party started, it’s time to put on your fun hat. Thursday, June 21 is officially the first day of Summer – Summer Solstice, as the scientists say – longest day of the year. (In fairness, I should point out that Thursday is actually the same length as all the other days – 24 hours – but it has more hours of daylight than any other day of the year in the mainland U.S.)
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Two tractor-trailer rigs tragically collided in central Arkansas last week. Even more tragic is the fact that one of them was carrying a load of Fireball whiskey – and the resulting fire from the accident combined with the force to destroy virtually the entire load of Fireball. I had a couple of buddies who headed that way with straws, but they were too late. So sad. The ultimate alcohol abuse.
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The times are changing – at least in the political world. In Las Vegas, pimp Dennis Hof, owner of half a dozen brothels and star of the HBO adult reality series “Cathouse” won the Republican primary for a seat in the Nevada state legislature, ousting a three-term incumbent. “It’s all because Donald Trump was Christopher Columbus for me,” he said. “He found the way and I jumped on it.” Following the President’s publication of his book, “The Art of the Deal,” Hof published a book titled “The Art of the Pimp.” He said last week he is planning to sell off some of his brothels to focus more on politics. Hmmm. Is that different, anymore? I remember by old friend Marty Hauan’s great book on politics – “He Buys Organs for Churches, Pianos for Bawdy Houses.”
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GRAND LAKE HOLIDAY DINING TIP: Over the 4th of July, every restaurant on Grand Lake will be packed! Here’s a good tip for a trouble-free meal or two for your crew: Order “Ribs for Kids” from the Grand Lake (YMCA 918-786-5774). Cost is $25 per rack while supplies last. The ribs will be smoked baby back/pork loin ribs ready to heat & serve. Order now and pick ‘em up June 29-30 or July 2-3 at the Grove Public Schools Administration Building. Proceeds go to scholarships so kids and adults can participate in memberships and programs at the “Y.” Good food. Good price. Good cause!
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BEST FACEBOOK POST THIS WEEK: TICK WARNING: If someone comes to your front door saying they are checking for ticks due to warm weather, and asks you to take your clothes off and dance around with your arms up, DO NOT DO IT! THIS IS A SCAM! I wish I had seen this yesterday. I feel so stupid. (thanks to Sue Davidson for sharing this one)
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BEST (FAKE) NEWS HEADLINE OF THE WEEK: Kim Jong Un Offers to Host Peace Talks Between the United States and Canada
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BEST SIGN SEEN THIS WEEK (seen outside a cigar store on Father’s Day): Your Dad doesn’t smoke cigars? Well, happy Mother’s Day to your Dad.
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TWEET OF THE WEEK: When my girlfriend told me she was leaving me because of my obsession with the Monkees, I thought she was kidding….and then I saw her face.
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FEEL-OLD MOMENTS OF THE WEEK: The movie “Ferris Beuller’s Day Off” was released 32 years ago this week; and former Beatle Paul McCartney turned 76 this week.
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BEST OBSERVATION OF THE WEEK: A lot of people do not realize the same actor who play Wilson in “Castaway” is the same actor from the volleyball scene in “Top Gun.”
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GRAND LAKE BUM SHOUT-OUTS: Happy birthday wishes go out this week Josh Cousins, Brittani Isaac, Sandy Busch, Gary Palu, Kyle Frans, Janice Good, Jeremy Mullen, Max Tyrrell, Robbie Wheeler, Jason Morgan, Bill Thune, Jason Benson, Rob Stallings, Rudy Moritz, and Angella Johnson.
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UNANSWERED QUESTION OF THE WEEK: Why is the third hand on a watch called the “second hand”?
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BEST EVENT OF THE WEEK: Check-In Bay on South Grand Lake is the place to be Saturday - 4th Annual Rock the Dock raft-up party from noon until 5:00. Live music provided by Str8ght Shot and RPM.
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GRAND LAKE WEEKEND LIVE ENTERTAINMENT: There’s a lot of great entertainment around this weekend. On Monkey Island, The Brent Giddens Bandentertains Saturday night at Eddy’s Lakeside Bar at Shangri-La Marina. You are the star on the Balcony Bar at The Shebang with karaoke fun Friday and Saturdaynights, and the dance floor will be hoppin’ right across the street both Friday & Saturday nights at Big Shots Rhythm & Booze. Up highway 125, Friday night is karaoke night at Monkey Island Pub and their Wild West Costume Party is Saturday night. At the Blind Swine, Erin Fitzgibbon will entertain Friday night, andChristine Jude & the Gentlemen Callers will be on Stage Saturday night. At Littlefield Corner, the Road Hog Saloon also features live entertainment every Saturdaynight.
On South Grand Lake, Friday night is Karaoke Night at Michelle’s Bar & Grill at Grand Lodge in Ketchum – and there’s always live entertainment at Michelle’s on Saturday night.
Friday night, Donny James will provide the entertainment at Sharky’s at Hammerhead Marina, followed by Empire Saturday night. Saturday afternoon is the Rock the Dock raft-up party from noon ‘til 5:00 in Check-In Bay. Entertainment will be provided by Str8ght Shot and RPM. There is always Friday & Saturday night entertainment & karaoke fun on the deck at Juan Montez at Red Arrow Marina; and Mooney’s Sunset Bar & Grill in Disney will feature musical entertainment by Brett & Terri Friday night and Reverse Reaction Saturday night.
Area casinos have big entertainment plans, too. Cherokee Casino Grove features The Risky Business Band Friday night and Jesse Joice Saturday night. At Bordertown Casino’s Lost Creek Saloon, you are the star at Thursday night karaoke. Friday night is music by Members Only; and Thomas Martinez entertains Saturday. At River Bend Casino’s Club 60 West Bar, The Eddie Valen Band will perform both Friday and Saturday nights. In River Bend’s Club 60 West Event Center, there is a great “dinner and show” event Saturday night featuring David Brooks: The Piano Man. At Grand Lake Casino’s Venue 655, Western Justice will be on stage Friday night. Indigo Sky Casino offers three nights of musical entertainment this week. Brett & Terri perform Thursday night in the Echo Bar, followed by The George Brothers Friday night, and Hi-Fidelics Saturday.
The best spots to catch all your favorite sports action, including PGA Golf, Major League Baseball and NASCAR are Doc’s Bar & Grill at Shangri-La Resort Hotel, the Standing Room Only Bar at The Shebang, Eddy’s Lakeside Bar at Shangri-La Marina, Monkey Island Pub, Blind Swine, Road Hog Saloon, 1909 in Grove, and Pickles at the Lake in Langley.
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BUM MUST-SEE TV: The all-new series Take Two debuts Sunday night at 9:00 on ABC. Brain on Fire and Marvel’s Luke Cage are both available Friday on NETFLIX. The Radio Disney 2018 Music Awards show will air live Saturday night at 7:00 on the Disney Channel; and Big Brother returns next Wednesday at 7:00 on CBS.
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BUM MUST-SEE MOVIE: Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom
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QUOTE OF THE WEEK: “So, we’re in a feud…with CANADA? Am I the only one kinda hoping they conquer us and bring us maple syrup and healthcare?” – Kimberly Janise
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SAVE THE DATE: Friday-Sunday, June 29-July 1 – Thunder on Wolf Creek races at Wolf Creek Park in Grove. Friday, June 29 – Vinita Fireworks (High School Football Stadium). Friday, June 29 – Season-opening of “Damascus Road” at Picture in Scripture Amphitheater (through August 4). Saturday-Wednesday, June 30-July 4 – Huckleberry Festival in Jay. Saturday, June 30 – Summer Fun Fest at Grand Meridian RV, Cabin and Tiny Home Resort. Saturday, June 30 – Horse Creek Fireworks. Tuesday, July 3 – Grove Fireworks (Wolf Creek Park) and Grand Lake Fireworks (Disney). Wednesday, July 4 – Duck Creek Fireworks. Wednesday, July 4 – Miami Fireworks at Riverview Park. Wednesday, July 4 – Jay Fireworks at J.B. Earp Stadium. Saturday, July 7 – Wolf Creek Nationals, Southern Drag Boat Association at Wolf Creek Park. Saturday, July 7 – Monkey Island Fireworks at Shangri-La. Monday-Wednesday, July 9-11 – Junior Sports Camp at Shangri-La Resort.
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The biggest sporting event of the week isn’t actually a sporting event at all. It’s finally time for the NBA Draft. Coverage begins at 6:00 Thursday evening on ESPN (Oklahoma’s Trae Young is ranked as the early 6th choice in the draft – we’ll see).
PGA players are at TPC River Highlands in Cromwell, Connecticut this week for the Travelers Championship. Coverage begins Thursday and Friday at 2:30 andSaturday & Sunday at noon on the Golf Channel. CBS picks up the final two rounds Saturday & Sunday at 2:00.
The FIFA World Cup competition continues this week. Fox and Fox Sports 1 are providing daily coverage, generally beginning at 7:00 a.m. with additional games at10:00 a.m. and 1:00 p.m. Next Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday, game coverage is at 9:00 a.m. and 1:00 p.m.
Major League Baseball TV coverage this week includes St. Louis at Milwaukee Thursday night (7:00 on ESPN+), Kansas City at Houston both Friday and Saturdaynights at 6:00 (Fox), and Philadelphia at Washington Sunday night (7:00 on ESPN).
NASCAR drivers are at Sonoma Sunday for the Toyota/Save Mart 350. Coverage starts at 2:00 on Fox Sports 1.
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The weather for the weekend ahead looks really nice. We may have an isolated thunder shower or two Saturday afternoon, but otherwise we’ll have sunshine, light winds, highs in the upper 80s and lows in the lower 70s. There’s cenrtainly plenty of fun on the Grand Lake agenda this weekend – both outside and inside. But, remember…wherever you decide to party, be sure to buy a drink for the guy next to you. It could be me.
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Looking for places to go, things to do, services to use or property to buy in the Grand Lake area? Here’s a starter kit listing of “open to the public” fun places to spend time at Grand Lake.
1909 in Downtown Grove
American Grill in Grove
Aquabar & Grill at The Landings Marina on Monkey Island (smoking on the deck)
Artichoke Restaurant & Bar in Langley
Balcony Bar at The Shebang (Smoking – open Friday & Saturday nights)
Big Shots on Monkey Island (smoking upstairs—open Friday & Saturday nights)
Blind Swine on Monkey Island
Blue Bluff Café at Blue Bluff Harbor
Bobbers Café in Langley
Buffalo Run Casino in Miami (smoking)
Café Italia on Monkey Island
Café Yum in Grove
Carlos Montez in Langley (smoking in bar)
Ceasar’s Place in Vinita and at Littlefield Corner
Checkered Past in Grove
Chickanella’s in Grove
Chicken Coop West of Langley
Clanton’s Café in Vinita
Coffee Shelter in Ketchum
Cosby’s Catfish on Highway 28 in Eucha (East of Disney)
Doc’s Bar & Grill at Shangri-La Resort Hotel
Docks Bar at Harbors View Marina
Downstream Casino in Quapaw (smoking)
Drake’s on the Lake at Blue Bluff Harbor
Drake’s Restaurant in Grove
Eddy’s Lakeside Bar at Shangri-La Marina
Frosty & Edna’s (west of the dam in Langley)
Gabby’s Place in downtown Grove
Goodfella’s Pizza (Cleora and Grove)
Grand Lake Casino, north of Grove on Highway 10 (smoking)
Grand Lodge in Ketchum (smoking)
Hatfield’s Saloon in Grove
High Winds Casino east of Miami (smoking)
Indigo Sky Casino west of Seneca, Mo. (smoking)
Juan Montez Restaurant & Cantina at Red Arrow Marina
Karrie's Kaboose in Langley (smoking)
La Casita de Martin in downtown Grove
Lakeside Bar & Grill in Grove at Sail Boat Bridge
Lighthouse Supper Club in Ketchum
Los Garcias in Langley
Lupe's Mexican Restaurant in Grove
Monkey Island Pub (Smoking)
Monkey’s Uncle at Littlefield Corner (Breakfast & lunch)
Mooney’s Sunset Bar & Grill in Disney (smoking, etc.)
Morrows Bar & Grill in Raper Hollow
Mulligan’s at Patricia Island Golf Club in Grove
Nu Taste Restaurant in Grove
Okie Smokies Barbecue in Grove on Hwy 59 South
Pickles at the Lake in Langley
Pit Stop Café in Grove
Quarterdeck Cafe at Tera Miranda Harbor (smoking on the deck)
Raggedy’s in Grove
Rancho Viejo in Grove
Riggs & Company in Langley
River Bend Casino in Wyandotte (smoking)
Road Hog Saloon at the entrance to Monkey Island (smoking...but not at lunch)
Rusty Anchor (next to the cliffs at Dripping Springs)
Scooters in Langley (smoking)
Sharky’s at Hammerhead Marina (smoking)
Smokin’ Spur BBQ & Trading Post at Old Towne Plaza, Cleora
Sticky Fingers Barbecue in Ketchum
Stuffn’s Restaurant in Ketchum (Smoking on patio)
The Grill at Indian Hills Resort & Marina in Bernice
The Landings Marina (smoking on the deck)
The Landings Market and Grill on Monkey Island (smoking on the patio)
The Parrot at Honey Creek Landing in Grove (Smoking on the patio)
The Office on Monkey Island (smoking)
The Stables Casino in Miami (smoking)
The Shebang on Monkey Island (smoking on patio and Balcony Bar)
Ugly’s Grill & Bar, Thunder Bay Marina (smoking)
VIP Pizza at Hammerhead Marina (smoking on deck)
Water Side Bar & Grill in Grove
Waterway Café, Harbors View Marina (smoking on breakwater dining deck)
Wolf Creek Diner in Grove
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